Freaky Friday Bloopers

Lindsay Lohan’s House

Lindsay Lohan’s house was broken into last weekend. Lindsay tweeted:

“i’m sorry i haven’t been on in a bit… my life has been kind of in shambles considering my house was broken into and i feel really violated” on August 25

“Bad Karma for them, right? i’m all about Karma.. what goes around comes around!” on August 25

“that’s how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren’t taken… just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me.”

Well I hope they find the persons who broke into her house. Here is a video of Lohan’s surveillance camera from the night that her house was broken into.

According to Alison Gendar, Dailey News Police Bureau Chief, Lindsay Lohan got upset at a Little Italy deli worker because he would not give her back the phone she had left at the counter.

Lindsay returned to the shop when she realized that she left her phone. When she asked the worker for her phone back, he refused to give it back until he had reviewed the security tapes.

Lindsay got upset and called the cops. By the time the NYPD got there, Lindsay had calmed down.

The worker told TMZ.com that he did not know that Lindsay was a celebrity.

Okay. Really. You must lead a sheltered life if you do not know who Lindsay Lohan is. Really. Lohan is on many different covers of magazines – like OK, People, etc.

Is Aubrey O’Day After Samantha Ronson

According to www.sfgate.com, former member of the singing group Danity Kane, Aubrey O’Day, is after Lindsay’s girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.

Aubrey tells Curve magazine,”Every time I see her (Ronson) I want to go over and talk to her, but it’s like she’s going to be like, ‘You’re that girl that tried to say you’re gay everywhere,’ and I’m like, ‘No, I promise — get to know me. We’d be perfect together.’”

“Lindsay and that relationship made it such a joke. It was just, like, on every cover, on every tabloid. Their relationship has been her job for the past year. You just can’t live up to that entire Disneyland circus that went on in your relationship.”

According to http://justjared.buzznet.com and www.starmagazine.com, Lindsay Lohan spent time with Samantha Ronson over the weekend in Chicago. She was there to go to Lollapalooza and celebrate Sam’s 32nd birthday.

“They kept smiling at each other and holding hands,” a source told Star. “It was very sweet. Not only did Lindsay make a toast to Sam, but because Lindsay was so caught up in the moment, she Twittered a special message to Sam to let her know how happy she was.”

“Whatever happened during their separation did wonders because Sam and Lindsay were completely different people,” the source continues. “Not only were they totally at ease with one another, but this was the first time Lindsay wasn’t constantly clinging to Sam while Sam was working. As for Lindsay, this was the first time I have seen her calm and not freak out the second Sam goes into the DJ booth. It was like Lindsay felt secure with their relationship, so she let Sam do her thing.”

“Before they got back together, Sam laid down the law to Lindsay and explained the way things were going to be going forward. It appears Lindsay is listening.”

At least Lindsay is happy, and it seems like Samantha is also happy. I am sure they will have fights, everyone does, but as long as the get through them that is the main thing.

Lindsay is Filming

According to www.nbcbayarea.com and Lindsay Lohan’s tweeter, Lindsay is back filming.

She tweeted to Cash Warren, “Shoot is going great. I’m on the set with your beautiful wifey [Jessica Alba].”

Woo Hoo!

According to Eric Ditzian, writer for www.mtv.com, it has been confirmed that Lindsay Lohan will be in Robert Rodriques’s ‘Machete.’

According to www.imdb.com, ‘Machete’ is about:

“The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he’s about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he’s been set up. He barely survives the sniper’s bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren’t you!”

I am happy for Lindsay for getting the role. I look forward to seeing her in that movie.

Lindsay Could Be on Project Runway

According to www.celebrity-gossip.net, designer Christian Siriano told the media that Lindsay Lohan will more than likely make an appearance on Project Runway.

“Lindsay has probably been in editorials like Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar and Vanity Fair more than any other actor. She really is a chameleon. I probably have 20 covers that Lindsay’s been on and been editorial in…she turns it out when she needs to,” said Siriano.

I do not believe that I have really watched Project Runway, But if Lindsay appears on it, I may check the show out and see what all the hype is about it. I am sure it is a great show, I just get sidetracked with American Next Top Model.

According to Tracy Miller, writer for www.nydailynews.com, Lindsay Lohan dyed her hair platinum blonde for a movie role.

It seems like Lindsay is not really happy to be sporting her new hairdo. Lindsay tweeted, “It’s for a movie. i miss it too i was sad when i heard – i begged. Lol.”

I wonder what movie that she will be doing.

Does Lindsay Really Owe a Hotel Money

According to www.sfgate.com, Lindsay Lohan is denying the fact that she owes $37,500 to a hotel.

A source said, “It seems Lindsay has unpaid bills at Chateau Marmont mounting up to $37,500. She’ll ask for a room even though she’s told there’s an outstanding balance at the desk.”

Not only is Lindsay saying it is not true, but the staff at the hotel agrees.

The spokesperson tells GossipCop.com, “Some ex-friend is making up a lot of stories and giving them to the British tabloids.”

What some people would do for money.

Samantha and Lindsay

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan were spotted out with some friends on July 30 in LA, according to www.celebrity-gossip.net.

See they can go out without fighting. If they are dating again, I wish them the best.

Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of the Chinese Harper’s Bazaar. You have to look carefully because it does not look like her, but it is.

Lindsay is Wanted for I’m a Celebrity

According to www.sawfnews.com, producers of I’m a Celebrity would like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson to be on their reality tv show.

“Lindsay’s the perfect person for a reality show like I’m A Celeb. She’s young, fallen and there’s an element of tragedy in her life. Most people who go on the show are in need of a healthy pay cheque and also want to raise their careers from the dead. Lindsay is perfect fodder for the show,” a source in the know tells UK’s Mirror

Lindsay Lohan in a commercial.

Reminder

According to www.sltrib.com, Labor Pains will air July 19 at 9 p.m. on the ABCFamily cable network.

According to www.imdb.com, Labor Pains is about:

“Thea Clayhill (Lindsay Lohan) is about to lose her position as secretary to a very cranky publisher (Chris Parnell) — so she lies about being pregnant to save her job. The plan works.

With the help from a friend (Cheryl Hines) — and a pillow — Thea fakes the pregnancy while she figures out what to do next. But in the meantime, her boss gets called out of town and his cute brother Nick (Luke Kirby) takes over. Nick launches a new parenting division at the publishing company, and he wants Thea to be the editor. Suddenly she gets a raise and a promotion. And pretty soon she begins to like her new life — not to mention Nick — a lot.

But how long can Thea keep up this ruse? And what will happen when everyone learns the truth?”

Check your local listens for the times.

Two Movies

According to www.imdb.com, Lindsay Lohan is working on two movies. Funny – - how come no one talks about it.

The Other Side: “A modern-day fairy tale that gives new meaning to the old notion: “Things aren’t always what they seem.” It’s an otherworldly comedy juxtaposing the touching and human with astonishing characters and irreverent humor which takes place in a world that’s bizarre and twisted – replacing conventional metaphors with elements of the surreal.”

And then there is Dare to Love Me: “In the seedy underworld of 1920s Buenos Aires, Tango legend Carlos Gardel is involved in a torrid love affair with a prostitute and sees his life shattered when a bullet takes her life and pierces his own flesh. Remaining in his lung for the rest of his life, the bullet serves as an eternal reminder of his pain and loss. Finding his way to the exciting Paris of the 1930s, Carlos seduces the crowds with his enchanting voice, bringing Tango music as a liberating force to Europe. Amidst this backdrop of free-spirited decadence and corruption, a mysterious woman enters his life and changes him forever, turning his beautiful sorrow into a musical legend.”

Lindsay Lohan is being sued, but Jennifer Sunday who is the owner of White Wave International Labs in St. Petersburg, according to www.myfoxtampabay.com. Sundsay’s lawsuit states that Lindsay and her business partner, Lorit Simon, stole Sevin Nyne tanning spray’s formula and then put it on the market. Sevin Nyne is a tanning spray that was made by Lohan and Simon.

Sunday’s attorney Marcia Cohen says, “All the ingredients were the same, the packaging was the same, they stole her formula, reversed engineered it, had someone else manufacture it and sold it.”

That is a big claim.

Sunday is suing Lindsay for a breach of contract. She said that they were working on a deal, but negotiations broke apart over money.

She was absolutely outraged. She knew they had stolen her formula,” Cohen said.

“No formula was stolen for Sevin Nyne!” Lohan wrote on Twitter. “It’s a woman looking for a payday. That’s it!”

That very will could be true. Anyway, why would they even do that and put the same packaging on it?

I guess we will have to see what is happens. I believe Lindsay has been was trying to get everything in order. I feel bad for Lindsay. I hope that she keeps her head up and moving forward.

“The Hangover”

According to Heather Stein, write for www.nydailynews.com, and usmagazine.com, Lindsay Lohan turned down a role, as role of stripper named Jade, in the hit movie “The Hangover.”

“The agent [Lindsay’s] tried hard to get Phillips to consider her,” the source said, “and when he finally agreed, Lindsay said she didn’t like the script!”

The role went to Heather Graham.

May after she thought about it, she realized that she really did not like it. Then again, that info came from a source.

Unforgettable Productions

This is great. Lindsay Lohan and Kristi Kaylor have started a new production company for film and TV, according to Kerrie Mitchell, writer for http://news-briefs.ew.com. Lohan and her partner in the fashion line 6126, found Unforgettable Productions. There are already projects in the works. There is a TV show called Faux Real, which can be described as “Entourage for the fashion world.” There is also a dating game show named That’s What Friends Are For. Now that sounds good. Also, there is a documentary series that is paired up with a charity. There is no word on which charity, but that also sounds great.

Good job Lindsay. That production company is a great investment. I cannot wait to see what other projects come out of Unforgettable Productions, and maybe there will be some great acting roles that Lindsay can step into.

Project Runway

Lindsay Lohan and Christina Aguilera are suppose to make cameo appearances on the sixth season of Project Runway, according to The Press Association. The two will appear during challenges.

The show will premiere on Lifetime on August 20, according to Toni Jackson, writer for www.examiner.com.

Happy Birthday Lindsay. She turned 23 on July 2. I did not realize that she was that young.

So Happy Birthday Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan’s Birthday Party

According to www.sfgate.com, Lindsay Lohan hosted her own birthday party at the MDM Grand in Las Vegas at their pool. She was paid $70,000 just to have fun. There was just one catch. She had to pose for pictures,

The only sad part is that none of her friends or Samantha was there to help her kick off her birthday. Well as long as she had fun,

To bad that there is no one who would pay me that much money to host my own birthday party. I can just image what you can do with all that money. I wonder if she has to add that to her taxes?

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both morn the lost of a legend – - the King of Pop–Michael Jackson.

Lindsay tweeted, “NO OMG sending my love and prayers out to Michael and his family,” later adding, “r.i.p. Michael Jackson – my love and prayers go out to the Jackson family.. you are not alone -mj”

Samantha wrote, “Say what you want about Michael Jackson’s private life (just not near me) but NO ONE can deny his talent, his compassion and his legacy. His music is just as relevant now as it was the day they pressed record, I’m sure it will remain so for generations to come.R.I.P.Mr Jackson.”

They are both right, and my pray goes out to Michael Jackson’s family.

Lindsay and Samantha are Back Together

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together, according to www.postchronicle.com.

But here is what TMZ said “And now time for your bi-weekly Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson Relationship Update: As of Tuesday night, the couple is apparently back together. Check back on Friday.”

Hopefully they are back together for good, and hopefully learned how to communicate and not have fights. Well okay, everyone has fights, but not the kind that they had been having,

Best of luck to them both.